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27/08/2011 18:55
THE E-MAIL
A man loses his job. After searching
several months, Microsoft learns that
need sweepers. Relations manager
industrial asks your data, see
sweeping, congratulates you and says: "The job is yours.
Give me your e-mail to inform you the date and time
they will come. "
The man, in despair, says no
has e-mail, and industrial relations manager
he says he is very sorry but if
no e-mail, virtually does not exist, and that
as there, can not give you the job.
The man goes in despair, do not know what
do and only have $ 250 in your pocket. Then
decides to go to market supply
fruits and vegetables and buy a crate of tomatoes
10 kg. It goes from house to house selling
a kilo of tomatoes for $ 50. In less than two hours
has doubled his money, repeat the operation
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tion three more times, dinner at a small restaurant
and returns home with $ 150.
He realizes that in this way can survive
and leaves early every day and returns
later. This doubles, triples and quadruples to
money in one day. With a little
Luckily managed to buy a van, which a year
then changes by a truck, three years,
already has a small fleet of transport.
After five years, the good man is
owner of one of the major distributors
country's food. Then he receives a
insurance agent, to end the conversation,
This asks the employer to give your
email address to send the policy. The
man answers that have no e-mail, and the agent
says:
-If you do not have e-mail and never built
this rule, I do not imagine it would be
if any.
And the good man replied:
-Sweeper would be Microsoft.
Moral 1. Internet does not solve life. <
L E-MAIL
A man loses his job. After searching
several months, Microsoft learns that
need sweepers. Relations manager
industrial asks your data, see
sweeping, congratulates you and says: "The job is yours.
Give me your e-mail to inform you the date and time
they will come. "
The man, in despair, says no
has e-mail, and industrial relations manager
he says he is very sorry but if
no e-mail, virtually does not exist, and that
as there, can not give you the job.
The man goes in despair, do not know what
do and only have $ 250 in your pocket. Then
decides to go to market supply
fruits and vegetables and buy a crate of tomatoes
10 kg. It goes from house to house selling
a kilo of tomatoes for $ 50. In less than two hours
has doubled his money, repeat the operation
____
tion three more times, dinner at a small restaurant
and returns home with $ 150.
He realizes that in this way can survive
and leaves early every day and returns
later. This doubles, triples and quadruples to
money in one day. With a little
Luckily managed to buy a van, which a year
then changes by a truck, three years,
already has a small fleet of transport.
After five years, the good man is
owner of one of the major distributors
country's food. Then he receives a
insurance agent, to end the conversation,
This asks the employer to give your
email address to send the policy. The
man answers that have no e-mail, and the agent
says:
-If you do not have e-mail and never built
this rule, I do not imagine it would be
if any.
And the good man replied:
-Sweeper would be Microsoft.
morals:
- Internet does not solve life.
- If you work for yourself and you
Luckily, you can be a millionaire.
- If you want to be sweeper Microsoft,
is better to have e-mail.
- If this message comes to you via e-mail
is very likely that you are closer to being sweeper
Microsoft's billionaire.
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THE TV
While praying before bed, a
boy asked with devotion:
"Lord, tonight I ask you something special:
make me a TV. I would like to take their
place. I live what I live tele
home. That is, having a special room for me
and bring all family members to my
around.
"To be taken seriously when I talk. becoming
in the spotlight and be the one
everyone wants to listen without interrupting or
questioning. I feel the special care
receiving the TV when something goes wrong.
"And having the company of my dad when
comes home tired from work though. Y
my mom when I find one and
boring, rather than ignore me. And my
brothers fight for being with me.
And you can have fun at all, although
sometimes do not say anything. I live the sense
to be left all by spending a few moments
beside me.
"Lord, do not ask for much. Just live it
any live TV. "
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